Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020