New Word

Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.
Wow, did Billy just say a New Word?

Yeah, it sounded like, "gibpherligh"
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
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Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...
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Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
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Natalie White

Bitch Patrol. She thinks she's the best, and constantly bosses everyone around.
Oh look, here comes Natalie White. Hide from Bitch Patrol
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
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