Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

dookie

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 16, 2004

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

by Turd Ferguson March 28, 2004