poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004

crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Meatbag

Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.

"May I kill some meatbags now master?"

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 04, 2005