shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.
I hate getting shit-letts
by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003
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redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.
I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.
by Turd Ferguson February 07, 2005
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Poopnut

noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.
1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!
by Turd Ferguson March 05, 2004
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chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate
If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!
by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005
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O-Town

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.
by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005
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crisp

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.
by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005
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poopieturds

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.
by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004
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