Definitions by Tungsten Pimp
Yardy Nardy
Yardy Nardy by Tungsten Pimp December 5, 2023
Granny Pie
The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
Granny Pie by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Wapter-Copter
The sexual act of spinning a woman above one's head like helicopter blades while she urinates.
The one spinning the woman typically opens their mouth to catch said urine.
The one spinning the woman typically opens their mouth to catch said urine.
*waft, waft, waft*
*splosh splish splash*
"Honey, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
"Seems to me old Johnny boy is getting a wapter-copter! Proud of im' I am!"
*splosh splish splash*
"Honey, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
"Seems to me old Johnny boy is getting a wapter-copter! Proud of im' I am!"
Wapter-Copter by Tungsten Pimp January 27, 2023
Knob Blobbin
In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
Knob Blobbin by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
The Ol' Worcestershire Combo
The act of dipping one's penis tip in Worcestershire sauce, rubbing saliva on the shaft, and then smacking a woman's face with it until ejaculation.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl The Ol' Worcestershire Combo!"
"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."
"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."
The Ol' Worcestershire Combo by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
Savage Cabbage
A synonym for many words pertaining to the status of acclaim of a person.
I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.
(Coined by a tired Italian man.)
I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.
(Coined by a tired Italian man.)
"Yo, did you see that Tom did 7 backflips in the air AND landed it?"
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"
"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."
"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"
"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"
"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."
"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"
"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."
Savage Cabbage by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
Gorbucci
Another word for being "okay," or being good in terms of well-being.
Can also be used as another term for "satisfactory."
Can also be used as another term for "satisfactory."
"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm gorbucci, sorry I was busy."
"Did you enjoy your meal?"
"Yeah, it was gorbucci."
"Yeah, I'm gorbucci, sorry I was busy."
"Did you enjoy your meal?"
"Yeah, it was gorbucci."
Gorbucci by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022