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The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
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Get the Yardy Nardy mug.In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
Get the Knob Blobbin mug."Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."
"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."
"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."
by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022
Get the Purple Jerkin mug.Another word for being "okay," or being good in terms of well-being.
Can also be used as another term for "satisfactory."
Can also be used as another term for "satisfactory."
"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm gorbucci, sorry I was busy."
"Did you enjoy your meal?"
"Yeah, it was gorbucci."
"Yeah, I'm gorbucci, sorry I was busy."
"Did you enjoy your meal?"
"Yeah, it was gorbucci."
by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022
Get the Gorbucci mug.A synonym for many words pertaining to the status of acclaim of a person.
I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.
(Coined by a tired Italian man.)
I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.
(Coined by a tired Italian man.)
"Yo, did you see that Tom did 7 backflips in the air AND landed it?"
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"
"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."
"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"
"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"
"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."
"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"
"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."
by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
Get the Savage Cabbage mug.The act of dipping one's penis tip in Worcestershire sauce, rubbing saliva on the shaft, and then smacking a woman's face with it until ejaculation.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl The Ol' Worcestershire Combo!"
"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."
"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."
by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
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