colored guy

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
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Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
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socialist

A person who rejects the notion that all people are created equal, and supports the notion that all people must BECOME equal. The socialist proposes to enforce this equal outcome on society by giving all kids the same grades in school, and by taking money from people who have earned it and handing it to people who don't like to work.

In short, a democrat.
Hillary Clinton is a socialist who wants to raise your taxes and get as much money as possible from you, and give that money to illegal immigrants so they can live as well as you. Actually, the true outcome is, you live as badly as they do.
by Tuna Wanda June 03, 2005
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Portuguese

Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)
Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!
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ruskie

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.
Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.
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mountain money

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!
Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005
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spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.
Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.
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