Tuna Wanda's definitions

prairie thunder

A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.

Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

colored guy

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

stoopnagle

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.

You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

LSMFT

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005

thunderjugs

Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.

Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

coon

A spade cat. A colored guy.

Lucy, what were you doing with that coon last Friday?

The horizontal mambo.

by Tuna Wanda July 21, 2008