Definitions by Tuna Wanda

tit sling 

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

tit sling by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

stuck turd 

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

stuck turd by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

ruskie 

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.

Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.

ruskie by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

taco bender 

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

taco bender by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

spaghetti bender 

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

spaghetti bender by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Portuguese

Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)

Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!

Portuguese by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

wobblyfloppers by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005