Tuna Wanda's definitions

effeminate

Acting unmanly. Used of a man who does not act manly. It does not at all mean that he is acting womanly. This word unfairly characterizes women as people who act like poofters.

Abby, look at that man! He's so effeminate!

He's not acting like a woman, Louise. He's acting like a flaming faggot!

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

skill

Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.

I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

trendy

adj. Following the crowd, just like a mindless sheep.

noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.

It's trendy to get a tattoo, so Lisa got a tattoo. It's trendy to eat deep fried Twinkies, so Mona eats deep fried Twinkies. It's trendy to become a poofter, so Lennie decided to become a poofter. It's trendy for effeminate guys to drive chick cars, so Brian drives a chick car. All of these people are trendy.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

coon

A spade cat. A colored guy.

Lucy, what were you doing with that coon last Friday?

The horizontal mambo.

by Tuna Wanda July 21, 2008

stuck turd

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008