Tuna Wanda's definitions

colored guy

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

prairie thunder

A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.

Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

LSMFT

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005

stoopnagle

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.

You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

NOW

A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.

Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005