Tuna Wanda's definitions

Portuguese

Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)

Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

prairie thunder

A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.

Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

tit sling

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008

stoopnagle

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.

You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005