Tuna Wanda's definitions

tit sling

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

colored guy

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

stuck turd

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

ruskie

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.

Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

dog

A canine pet owned by a person for fun and companionship. It is fed, loved, and cared for.

A canine working partner owned by a rancher to help herd animals. It is fed, loved, and cared for.

An animal companion who shares living space with a yuppie or a dink couple. It is spoiled rotton and treated far better than many people. It serves in lieu of a child, is never disciplined, and is the favorite topic of conversation.

Samantha and her dog walk along the river each day.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005