Tuna Wanda's definitions

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

tit sling

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008

coon

A spade cat. A colored guy.

Lucy, what were you doing with that coon last Friday?

The horizontal mambo.

by Tuna Wanda July 21, 2008

LSMFT

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005

stuck turd

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005