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effeminate

Acting unmanly. Used of a man who does not act manly. It does not at all mean that he is acting womanly. This word unfairly characterizes women as people who act like poofters.
Abby, look at that man! He's so effeminate!

He's not acting like a woman, Louise. He's acting like a flaming faggot!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
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skill

Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
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colored guy

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
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stoopnagle

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.
You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?
by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
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Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007
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Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.
Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
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coon

Lucy, what were you doing with that coon last Friday?

The horizontal mambo.
by Tuna Wanda July 21, 2008
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