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Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

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adj. Following the crowd, just like a mindless sheep.

noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
It's trendy to get a tattoo, so Lisa got a tattoo. It's trendy to eat deep fried Twinkies, so Mona eats deep fried Twinkies. It's trendy to become a poofter, so Lennie decided to become a poofter. It's trendy for effeminate guys to drive chick cars, so Brian drives a chick car. All of these people are trendy.
by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005

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Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.
Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

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A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.
Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

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Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

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A flopper stopper. A bra.
Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

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NOW
A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.
Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

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