37 definitions by Tuna Wanda
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.
It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.
Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.
Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.
Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."
Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.
A prodigious farter.
A prodigious farter.
Who do you have for third period English?
Mrs. Sweeney.
Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!
Mrs. Sweeney.
Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005