Tuna Wanda's definitions
Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.
Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
Get the wobblyfloppersmug. A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.
That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
Get the Candy Assmug. adj. Following the crowd, just like a mindless sheep.
noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
It's trendy to get a tattoo, so Lisa got a tattoo. It's trendy to eat deep fried Twinkies, so Mona eats deep fried Twinkies. It's trendy to become a poofter, so Lennie decided to become a poofter. It's trendy for effeminate guys to drive chick cars, so Brian drives a chick car. All of these people are trendy.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
Get the trendymug. What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007
Get the banana hammockmug. Oh, sweety?
Yes, dear?
Don't look at that girl over there.
Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?
Yes, dear?
Don't look at that girl over there.
Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
Get the thunderjugsmug. The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.
It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
Get the shystermug. Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
Get the mountain moneymug.