ruskie

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.

Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008

snot nosed

Haughty, arrogant, demanding, and selfish. A typical trait of soccer moms and yuppies.

At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

flatulence

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005