Definitions by TuckerLipsin

Skeetoes 

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

Skeetoes by TuckerLipsin May 5, 2020

Knee game 

The act of sucking dick

That Adam is such a queer, but you have to admit that his knee game is on point.

Knee game by TuckerLipsin April 20, 2020

Cum landfill 

A dirty hole that is filled with cum. Usually the vag but can also be the bung hole, male or female.

Did you hear that Stephanie is now a cum landfill after the boys ran a train on her.

Cum landfill by TuckerLipsin January 15, 2020

French kissing the vertical smile 

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

French kissing the vertical smile by TuckerLipsin December 10, 2019

Vagimitis 

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

Vagimitis by TuckerLipsin November 10, 2019

Brunswick Grip 

When you grab a woman in the vagina and butthole at the same time, much like carrying a six pack or simply, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude, get control of your old lady.

Ok, I'll put her in the Brunswick Grip.

Brunswick Grip by TuckerLipsin April 23, 2019

Twistin' Dick 

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".

Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?

Twistin' Dick by TuckerLipsin April 14, 2019