Tsukiatari's definitions

brunch face

The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.

Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"

Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Organasm

A sexual response to being totally organized.

Man, my room's so clean I think I'm gonna have an organasm.

by tsukiatari December 23, 2008

Pandemic

A sudden outbreak of Pandas. Has only happened once or twice, and mostly in China.

Pandas are so cute! I wish there was a pandemic right here in town.

by tsukiatari March 2, 2010

tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

by tsukiatari May 20, 2009

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014