Truthmaster's definitions

ray nagin

Mayor of New Orleans who failed to put his people on the buses which sat empty for 5 days while hurricane Katrina approached. Turned down an offer from Amtrak to assist him in evacuating people before the hurricane hit. Now those people are dead or homeless and he looks to blame others for his incompetence.

Ray Nagin: "When we rebuild this will be Chocolate City again..."

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

Truth

Those statements which liberals are allergic to.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Al Gore: "I invented the internet."
Hillary: "Me and Chelsea were under heavy fire when we went to Iraq."
Barack: "I never heard Reverend Wright say these things over the past 20 years."
Me: Sorry, those are all not the truth, and you have been caught.

by TruthMaster June 22, 2008

Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.

Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

nambla

A group of adult males who want to have sex with young boys. Also known as G-UNIT. Or GAY-UNIT. Their conflict with Ja Rule stems from the fact that they once caught him in dark alley and did bang, bang, bang in Ja Rule's anus. Ja Rule didn't really like that very much. But he ain't gonna do shit about it. G-Uuuuuunit!

G-Unit members are all PROUD members of NAMBLA.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

blowjob artist

Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.

Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.

by Truthmaster October 4, 2006