16 definitions by Trunks
Someone who annoys me to the extent that, given the opportunity, I would beat him into such a deformed state that he'd be wearing his ass as a hat.
by Trunks November 21, 2003
Something so bad, the feeling resembles that of a large black man named Bertha packing your fudge for you.
by Trunks November 17, 2003
"Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.
Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.
Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?
Person 1: No, only bread and semen.
Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.
Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?
Person 1: No, only bread and semen.
Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.
by Trunks November 7, 2016
Something so terrible, the only response musterable by mortals is to bring forth that which they last ate.
by Trunks November 17, 2003
Unlike shit-tacular, craptacular is something not spectacular. The words spectacular and spectacle both share 'spec-' and a rather good meaning, so if 'spec-' were to be traded in for 'crap-' surely the emphasis of the word would be turned around in an equally bad way.
by Trunks November 17, 2003
Awesome and Fantastic had a love child so overpoweringly great, they had to give it up and declare it state property. Meet Awesometastic.
by Trunks November 17, 2003
When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.
Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.
Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.
Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.
Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
by Trunks July 29, 2016