Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's definitions

smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003

Everybody Loves Raymond

An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.

Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003

Palmdale

A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003

School Of Rock

Really good movie about a guitar player who gets kicked out of his band and gets a job as a substetute teacher to make some money. He makes a band out of the class and sends them to battle of The Bands.

Well your not hardcore, no your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, but the legend, of the rent was way hardcore!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 28, 2003

haxor to the maxor

To use haxors on the computer in games like Counter-Strike, Starcraft and others.

Wow I just shot that guy 12 times in the head with an AWP and he didn't die, he must haxor to the maxor.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog December 1, 2003