Definitions by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Sick Day

"The format: three young lads are put in a house for two months trying to catch as many diseases as possible. The producers want them to be infected by nits, lice, flu, sexually-transmitted diseases and warts, rather than things like Aids and cancer which aren't quite as much fun. A doctor will be on hand to ensure they don't get too ill."

-From thecustard.tv

Sick Day by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 13, 2003

dashboard confessional 

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

dashboard confessional by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal matter 

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

fecal matter by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Reality TV 

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.

"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!

Reality TV by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

king fucker chicken 

A popular Japanese T-shirt that reads "King Fucker Chicken" on the back. Seriously. Mostly seen at rock concerts.

Right up there with:
all your base are belong to us
someone set us up the bomb

king fucker chicken by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 3, 2003