Definitions by Trident of Treason

cock clock 

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

cock clock by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020

fart fort 

When two or more people place their butt cheeks up against one another and let loose a mass of gas.

John wanted to get kinky so he told Janice to d o a fart fort with him.

fart fort by Trident of Treason December 16, 2018

adding to the pile 

The act of taking a massive dump inside a toilet that is already clogged with a massive dump that someone else previously took.

“Hey, Jack did you unclog the toilet?”

“Nah, dawg I was just adding to the pile!”

adding to the pile by Trident of Treason October 2, 2018

brain drain 

The process of getting an exceptional blowjob, hence the word “brain”, and letting loose the largest load of all time.

Jake: “Yo, Andrew did you get it from Angie last night.”

Andrew: “Yeah man, she gave me the brain drain.”

brain drain by Trident of Treason August 24, 2018

BM 

An acronym used for the term, “bowel movement”. A BM is the action of releasing waste from the insides of your intestines. Also known as pooping, shitting, deucing, dropping a fat one, etc.

“Dang bro I should have eaten all that food, now I gotta take a BM in your grandmothers toilet.”

BM by Trident of Treason August 16, 2018

The Ohio Mudslick 

The act of taking a large dump but getting so distracted on your phone or any device that you forget to wipe. This results in feces sitting in your anal cavern for the rest of the day until you take another crap.

I forgot to wipe this morning cause I was watching Fortnite videos! Now I have the Ohio mudslick

The Ohio Mudslick by Trident of Treason August 16, 2018

skeet and delete 

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.

“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”

skeet and delete by Trident of Treason August 9, 2018