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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
mugGet the ship a packagemug.

cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
mugGet the cuddle puddlesmug.

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.
The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.
by Treebonics March 12, 2018
mugGet the fumivoidmug.

bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”
WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious
by Treebonics June 30, 2019
mugGet the bahlariousmug.

cokepubes

A cokepube or cokepubes are white pubic hairs that develop in your maturation process as you enter an older age above the 30’s ish (maturation which varies from person to person)
Cranden woke up that morning on his 37th birthday and began to routinely comb his pubes in the mirror when suddenly he shock froze and zoomed in yelling “awwghhhH!! COKEPUBES!” and the n calmly plucked them out.
by Treebonics July 19, 2019
mugGet the cokepubesmug.

Hooerism

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."
This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
mugGet the Hooerismmug.

dissful

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.
Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!
by Treebonics June 17, 2019
mugGet the dissfulmug.

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