A hybridized clone of Kevin Hart, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior would be absolutely PHENOMENOMICAL!!
by Treebonics June 08, 2019
Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.
Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........
Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”
Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”
Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
by Treebonics January 07, 2019
“Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”
“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”
“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”
by Treebonics May 28, 2019
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
by Treebonics November 05, 2018
Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics May 24, 2018
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics May 24, 2018