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A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
by Treebonics May 6, 2019
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Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
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I came to bring the ruckus this weekend motherfuckers! Who’s with me! I done side-pocket a nice juicy BINGEWAD to fuck it up this weekend!! BYOB ! “Bring Your Own Bingewad” motherfuckers!!! 😂😂
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They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
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