Treebonics 's definitions

dickdraft

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.

Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.

by Treebonics May 11, 2016

bingewad

A bingewad is like about a rack (1000$) or more designated for a worthy weekend or even weeklong drinking, smoking and maybe some popping and snorting party binge.

I came to bring the ruckus this weekend motherfuckers! Who’s with me! I done side-pocket a nice juicy BINGEWAD to fuck it up this weekend!! BYOB ! “Bring Your Own Bingewad” motherfuckers!!! 😂😂

by Treebonics December 1, 2019

ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂

Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Pun Jango

When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.

I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!

by Treebonics October 31, 2015