Treebonics 's definitions

drake’n’bake

Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.

Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!

by Treebonics December 8, 2019

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 6, 2019

snowballz

Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.

Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!

Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink

by Treebonics March 21, 2019

Pun Jango

When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.

I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!

by Treebonics October 31, 2015