Treebonics 's definitions

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Hoenogamous

Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol

If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!

by Treebonics August 6, 2016

GutterSplooge

GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.

Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed

by Treebonics February 2, 2021

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016