Treebonics 's definitions
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortismug. When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.
I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics October 31, 2015
Get the Pun Jangomug. Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 21, 2019
Get the snowballzmug. Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.
He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.
by Treebonics July 6, 2018
Get the clusterfuckaluffuggusmug. SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 5, 2018
Get the suckerfacebookmug. A Naplap is a crotchdoze
Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.
by Treebonics March 19, 2019
Get the naplapmug. A hybridized clone of Kevin Hart, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior would be absolutely PHENOMENOMICAL!!
by Treebonics June 8, 2019
Get the phenomenomicalmug.