Treebonics 's definitions
Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
Get the ship a packagemug. A bingewad is like about a rack (1000$) or more designated for a worthy weekend or even weeklong drinking, smoking and maybe some popping and snorting party binge.
I came to bring the ruckus this weekend motherfuckers! Who’s with me! I done side-pocket a nice juicy BINGEWAD to fuck it up this weekend!! BYOB ! “Bring Your Own Bingewad” motherfuckers!!! 😂😂
by Treebonics December 1, 2019
Get the bingewadmug. The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
by Treebonics May 11, 2016
Get the dickdraftmug. Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
Get the cuddle puddlesmug. Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
by Treebonics November 5, 2018
Get the Insomnioscrollmug. Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.
Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!
by Treebonics December 8, 2019
Get the drake’n’bakemug. SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 5, 2018
Get the suckerfacebookmug.