Treebonics 's definitions
Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol
If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!
by Treebonics August 6, 2016
Get the Hoenogamousmug. Pretty girl or guy.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
by Treebonics May 4, 2016
Get the female handsomemug. Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)
FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
by Treebonics June 30, 2018
Get the Scrollsmashmug. GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.
Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed
by Treebonics February 2, 2021
Get the GutterSploogemug. A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 19, 2019
Get the Throne Tubingmug. “Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”
“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”
“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”
by Treebonics May 27, 2019
Get the grrrrranmug. Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.
Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!
by Treebonics December 8, 2019
Get the drake’n’bakemug.