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I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics October 31, 2015
Get the Pun Jango mug.Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
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Get the squirtpoles mug.Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 21, 2019
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Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.
by Treebonics March 19, 2019
Get the naplap mug.Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
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