Treebonics 's definitions

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 6, 2019

Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”

by Treebonics June 19, 2019

grrrrran

A Grrrrran is simply your really angry granny.

“Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”

“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”

by Treebonics May 27, 2019

Gatsup

Gatsup is the blood that pours from a bullet wound. It's the ketchup or catsup of gats.

That man got shot and spilled gatsup on his crispy white t.

by Treebonics September 29, 2016

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

hughlarious

Hughlarious is Playboy-Funny.

That was Hughlarious, Playboy!!

by Treebonics November 29, 2018