Travis Johnson's definitions

Funkarific

an adjective denoting something, someone, or somewhere as as very in vogue or cool.

Hey man, that sweater-vest is funkarific

by Travis Johnson September 11, 2003

Arachibutyraphobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth.

I have arachibutyraphobia.

by Travis Johnson June 20, 2003

Dookie Chunk

1. A chunk of fecal matter.
2. Anyone who is being mean.
3. You.

You are a dookie chunk.

by Travis Johnson June 19, 2003

noggled

1. giving a stellar perfomance
2. getting ridiculously drunk

Dude, i have the worst hangover this morning, i got so noggled last night.

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

poop smoothie

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

Biggie

A God trapped in a mans body. That God happened to be Buddah, but the best fucking flowing rapper ever.

Biggie Smalls Rest In Peace.

by Travis Johnson June 20, 2003