Definitions by Trav

good idea fairy 

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.

Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.

good idea fairy by Trav September 27, 2004

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

long softy by Trav September 27, 2004

alley troll 

Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.

Holy crap! Johnson just got pulled away by that alley troll! He must be desperate.

alley troll by Trav September 24, 2004

slow elk 

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

slow elk by Trav September 24, 2004

hajji 

Term used in the U.S. military for person of Arab/Middle Eastern descent. Supposedly in arabic the word Hajji is added to a person's name to signify that they've made the Hadj pilgramage to Mecca.

Our convoy took sniper and RPG fire from group of 8-10 hajjis.

hajji by Trav September 24, 2004

training film 

U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.

Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.

training film by Trav September 24, 2004

cherry boy 

Military term used to describe a new or inexperienced soldier. Can also be used by Asian prostitutes to describe a virgin.

Watch out troop. The juicy girls can sniff out a cherry boy at 100 meters.

cherry boy by Trav September 24, 2004