Definitions by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd
confectionary distributor of the anal variety
Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
confectionary distributor of the anal variety by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
Get Fucked!
Get Fucked! by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd April 12, 2021
Mass vehicular genocide
When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.
Mass vehicular genocide by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd May 19, 2020
Crumpet buttering
The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
Crumpet buttering by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020
Shit flannel
An insult to describe a person who is particularly disgusting and causes involuntary revolt on contact.
Shit flannel by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020