Toxic540's definitions

poonjab

the act of driving your fist into a women's vagina with superior force

"She got poonjabed so hard she couldn't walk for a week."

by Toxic540 November 16, 2004

mild

Short for mildly retarded.

Those chicks are defiantly mild.

by Toxic540 October 10, 2005

Censorship

Violation of the 1st Amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Fuck censorship.

by toxic540 December 28, 2005

king george

A term used to describe a British person acting like a supreme toolshed.

That red coat over there is being a king george due to the fact that there is three good looking females present.

by toxic540 June 27, 2005

ride it

The phrase used to describe the event in which one person makes another person "flinch" via pretending to punch them, pretending to throw something at them, or through any other agressive action in which you do not actually touch or hit the subject. If the person flinches (just blinking does not count as flinching) from this action you have the right to say "ride it." When said the guilty party (the one who flinches) must grab your arm which you will hold at a 90 degree angle and the guilty party must grab onto it with either hand and with the other hand must hold it up and twirl it with one finger up as if they were signaling a homerun. Depending on the severity of the flinch, the victim might need to make noises. "Riding it," is a sign of respect for the person who is being rid.

(fake punch)
stefan: you flinched ride it pussy
greg: stfu i didnt flinch
mike: yeah you did you little bitch
greg: ok fine
(rides it)

by toxic540 June 28, 2007