Towlie's definitions

HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

by towlie October 2, 2002

SNAFU

Situation Normal All Fucked Up - phrase used to describe a less than desirable scenario when similar less than desirable scenarios seem to be the norm in the given environment. originated as a military phrase because soldiers report to superior officers using phrases like "situation normal"

guy1: Burger King messed up my order again today

guy2: SNAFU

by Towlie May 16, 2003

21" monitor

an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary.

Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.

by towlie October 2, 2002

Hur

slang word used by rap artist, Nelly, meaning 'here'

so hot in hur!

by Towlie May 16, 2003

Wanna get high

A question asking to join a very fun event where friends and comrades smoke a big fat stick of wacky weed together.

Towlie: Hey, You Wanna Get High?

South Park Kids: No, we want to play our damn video game.

by Towlie October 1, 2002

sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.

Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?

by towlie October 2, 2002

what the fuck, over

A variation of the phrase "what the fuck" which is used to show shock or anger. This variation is mainly used among military groups because it gives the recipient of the remark the effect that he has been reached over a two way radio.

We have a three mile run this afternoon? What the fuck, over.

by Towlie May 16, 2003