Definitions by Torsiondrummer
Happitizers
Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.
Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
Happitizers by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018
Quarjap
Approximately quarter japanese, of genetic make up, usually the parent of a married couple is japanese, so thier kids will be one quarter japanese, or quarjap
Lisa: Hey, my dad is Japanese, but my hubby is a mix of whatever, so at least my kids are quarjap!
Cindy:, Oh, well my kids are quarjaps too, because my mom is Japanese!
Eric: Hmmm...
Cindy:, Oh, well my kids are quarjaps too, because my mom is Japanese!
Eric: Hmmm...
Quarjap by Torsiondrummer November 11, 2009
Japooner
A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
Budget Buzz
Budget Buzz is the flat beer left over from a party, usually the beer from a keg, and placed back into containers for future usage, while you return the keg and tap for the large deposit. Also, a thrifty person's way to max out a keg, when no one is left to finish the keg. It's still good beer, while kept cold in the fridge, and served in a frosty mug.
Dude 1: Hey, what are your plans this evening? Wanna get some beers?
Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.
Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.
Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.
Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.
Budget Buzz by Torsiondrummer July 26, 2009