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A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
by Torbert March 26, 2021
Get the prayart mug.An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.
The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.
by Torbert March 20, 2021
Get the hombreyo mug.Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
Get the scrambled eggs and ketchup mug.1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
Get the Crate&Barreled mug.A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
by Torbert October 13, 2020
Get the jiplomat mug.Praydoh is a non toxic sculpting material that only allows its users to create religious figurines like adult and baby Jesuses, crosses, goblets, tablets and other replications of artifacts associated with the Judeo-Christian religions,
Mike, will you grab some Praydoh from the playroom, someone vandalized the manger in the front yard. I need to make a new Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
by Torbert October 7, 2020
Get the Praydoh mug.A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
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