Definitions by Top Gunt

sock fucker 

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

sock fucker by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

Server Room 

where beta male sock fuckers are imprisoned.

get back to the server room, nerdy opie.

Server Room by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

sport fuck 

To fuck as quick and hard as possible, simulating a gym workout, with total disregard for your sexual partner.

American women are great for sport fucking, but make terrible wives.

sport fuck by Top Gunt June 3, 2004