Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
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He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
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Get the Toothpaste Salad mug.A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
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Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.
Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.
Guy1: Did you hear? Bob's got a walk in closet.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.
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If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
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Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
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