Definitions by TooSick4U

side tail 

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

side tail by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

shine the shalaylee 

shine the shalaylee: Irish masturbation; masturbation

O'Ryan loves to shine the shalaylee whenever his wife is gone to her mother's.

shine the shalaylee by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

H.U.B. 

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

H.U.B. by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

Hook Up Bitch 

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

Hook Up Bitch by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

bone in the closet 

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

bone in the closet by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

all gas, no go

all gas, no go: one who talks a good game but has no follow through; a poser

Stay away from him, girlfriend, he is all gas, no go.

all gas, no go by TooSick4U February 18, 2009

man funk 

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

man funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009