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In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
Get the lagger mug.Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...
by TooCrooked February 19, 2004
Get the huevos mug.To suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however. The usage of the word "world" doesn't always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.
I spent my first year of college drinking and failing classes. Now Daddy won't pay my tuition, and I have to go to community college. I'm in a world of hurt!
Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.
...Not that that actually happened or anything...
Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.
...Not that that actually happened or anything...
by TooCrooked June 28, 2008
Get the world of hurt mug.More or less a freebie that requires some sort of (minimal) effort to obtain. Often used in the context of athletics, but may have other applications.
The quarterback threw up a gimmie, but i just couldn't pull it in.
The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.
The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.
by TooCrooked March 28, 2009
Get the Gimmie mug.Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.
by TooCrooked October 2, 2005
Get the DNF mug.To camp (continueally hunt) a spawn (an area or specific place a computer character inhabits) and kill a computer character (npc) so as to reap the benefits of multiple items from said spawn.
Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.
Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.
by TooCrooked November 8, 2003
Get the pharm mug.Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
by TooCrooked December 3, 2004
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