Definitions by Tony fettuccine Linguini

November 3rd

A day where all men, women, and children get one free titty pic sent to them by their lover. No matter the age unless they are younger than 18.

Bryan: Hey Jessica! Guess today is!!
Jessica: stop following me I won’t give you a picture of my breasts.

Bryan: B-but it’s November 3rd?
Jessica: I’m going to call the fucking police if you don’t leave me alone Bryan.

November 3rd by Tony fettuccine Linguini November 2, 2020

The Breezy Treatment 

When a married man or rapper pulls a Absolutely schlocks his wife in public or in private

Woman 1: did you hear about Claire?

Woman 2: No? What happened?
Woman 1: Her husband gave her The Breezy Treatment

The Breezy Treatment by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

Funk-a-licious 

Similar to shmoovin’ in a sense. Describes how funky something is.

Guy 1: Woah look at Bryan on the dance floor. He’s groovin right now
Guy 2: I know. He’s positively Funk-a-licious

Funk-a-licious by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

Jackhammer 

A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex

Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer

Jackhammer by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

Cock Rocket 

Similar to piss missile and Swamp Donkey. Describes how hard something was thrown or how hard someone was hit

Guy 1: BROO I JUST HIT JACOB WITH A FUCKING COCK ROCKET
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE THATS FUCKIN RADICAL

Cock Rocket by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020