Tony's definitions

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony May 13, 2005

the was

A combination of the words "wet" and "ass". When your ass is unusually sweaty.

Man this 95 degree heat gives me a case of the "was"

by tony January 22, 2004

glomph

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

by Tony July 17, 2006

beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 24, 2004

Bitches

its a word you call some one who is a fag or a queer or acting gay or a all around fucking dumb ass.
also you can call 1 person a bitches.

"hey dude that was like cool"

"shut the fuck up BITCHES!

by tony October 11, 2004

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004