Tommy d's definitions

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

Earth

A monumentally painful shit

I need an earth

by Tommy D November 4, 2003

quess

A child who was locked in the basement for 20 years with only math textbooks' way of spelling the word 'guess'

Try to quess how I got into college when I scored a 0 on my SAT in verbals.

by Tommy D November 9, 2003

choke

Short for Coca-Cola

Hey, Bob, grab me a Choke!

by Tommy D October 4, 2003

doke

short for diet coke

yo ass wipe try doke u might loose some weight

by Tommy D October 12, 2003

DFO

Dun Fell Out
Dun Falled Out

It is a fire/EMS term

Ryan just DFOed.

Tom DFOed and the medics came and took him away.

by Tommy D February 17, 2005

school

school better known as a prision for kids though the age of 18 good for hold teenage drivers so i can drive in peace

ur in there im out here so fuck u

by Tommy D October 29, 2004