Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

chitlins

Food for people too poor to get real meet.

Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003