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Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.
Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012
mugGet the Splidoonmug.

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.
Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
mugGet the Cheese Danishmug.

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.
1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
mugGet the jerk offmug.

Bitchpuppy

Dude! You bitchpuppy! Get your fucking hand out of my pants!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
mugGet the Bitchpuppymug.

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