Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

Bitchpuppy 

A li'l bitch; an anal rapester.

Dude! You bitchpuppy! Get your fucking hand out of my pants!

Bitchpuppy by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

chitlins

Food for people too poor to get real meet.

Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!

chitlins by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

food 

1) a vagina.
2) sustenance in the form of beer.

1) wow, i'm hungry. let me eat your food.
2) wow, i'm thirsty. i think i need some food.

food by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

jerk off 

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

jerk off by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003