Vagass

An unholy combination of anus and vagina; the worst thing ever.

Dude, I went down on that girl and she had a vagass! I got the fuck out of there!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

sibilance

The noise a queef makes.

As I went down on your mom, a soft sibilance escaped her vaginal cavity, wetly spattering me across me cheeks. So I slapped the bitch.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003