Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

unacceptable

Something extremely inappropriate.

Your mother's extreme amount of cooch hair is unacceptable.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003

nipple

A li'l nublet of flesh that is potentially stimulating when nibbled upon or pinched lightly.

Ooh, baby, your nipples are so erogenous. Allow me to pinch or nibble them, please.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

(^-^)

*The* happy emoticon for anime fans.

(Note: It is unacceptable to use this particular emoticon unless you are:
1: being ironic
2: an anime fan
3: a Japanese female under the age of fourteen)

AZNGrrl3952: I got such a special Hello Kitty bag I got today! (^-^)
ILuvJapan693248: lolol (^-^)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

Mersault

Frenchie who likes to smoke cigarettes and fuck girls the day after his mom dies.

1--Hey, why the fuck are you having sex with that girl?
2--Because my mom died yesterday.
1--You stupid Mersault!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003