Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

The United St8s of Amer8ca 

A wonderful, beautiful land free of all h8.

Man, the United St8s of America sure is gr8!

The United St8s of Amer8ca by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Yuo 

1) This sweet Chinese dude I know.
2) What stupid, insipid hack3rs type instead of "you."

1) Man, Yuo sure is a great guy.
2) Man, yuo sure is a stupid way of spelling "you."

Yuo by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Alcoholism 

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

Alcoholism by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Dweezle 

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

Dweezle by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Fudgeluv 

Gay sex.

Gay man: "Boy, do I suuure luv fudgeluv!! *Mmm!*"

Fudgeluv by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

Mockfuthernig by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

h8 

A very undesirable emotion; not cool to have.

Don't h8!

h8 by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003