Cakeman

A male who spends too much money on females. Comes from the work caking.
She wanted me to buy her that Gucci dress but I aint nobody's cakeman.
by Tommy December 30, 2004
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der

another word for dick, penis, or a male's sex organ.
Can be used for noun, verb, and almost any other form.
What a der. (What a dick)
Your der hurts (Your dick hurts)
by tommy October 16, 2004
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tank

having sex with a female very hard, usually in the arsehole.
i tanked those little bitches down souf' fo' reel!
by tommy November 04, 2004
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tite

man that was tite
by Tommy May 02, 2003
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shrimp boat captain

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp
by tommy May 18, 2004
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Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.
All of Static2k
by Tommy October 20, 2003
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North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.
by Tommy April 12, 2005
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