Word commonly used by Townies to voice their enthusiasm for some mediocre music, or other thing that is usually fine, but has been ruined and spoiled
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Get the PHAT mug."Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
by Tommo September 02, 2003
Get the Pit bull chewing a wasp mug.1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!
2.Sarah!!!!
by Tommo February 21, 2005
Get the shawat mug.When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...
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Get the cuntybollocks mug.A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
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