arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

fuckland

A fictional place of the imagination.

If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!

by Tom_NZ April 20, 2007

bumper

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).

My bumpers all bashed after that crash.

by Tom_NZ April 07, 2007

snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

fuck knows when

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.

by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007

USasian

A derogatory word for a citizen of the USA. Usually reserved for red-necks or members of the far right Repubulican party.Originates in the U.K.

The USasians are at it again,who will they invade next.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007