Definitions by Tom Preston

Vomitatstic 

Something that makes you Vomit in a fantastic way. It was my GF who thought this up...

Wow, that jumper is vomitatstic!

Vomitatstic by Tom Preston August 30, 2008

hoem

A poem/rhyme about ho's.

Just wrote a hoem. Bangin'

hoem by Tom Preston December 22, 2004

shnéblé 

A term of varied definition, shnéblé can mean many things to many different people. Its most common uses fall in general conversation, usually as a sign of acknowledgement or agreement.

"Is that how you pronnounce it, Shneebly?" "Actually, it's Shnéblé."

"I heard your mum has no face. Shnéblé."

shnéblé by Tom Preston November 18, 2004

come 

Means the same as 'cum' - it's just a different spelling, so calm down.

Check it out on dictionary.com if you want, both spellings are acceptable.

"I'm about to come"

"I'm also about to cum"

come by Tom Preston September 4, 2004

Yer Mum

A common British variation of the American idiom 'yo momma' - usually used as a retort when one is insulted.

"You're such a big bell"

"Yer Mum's got such a big bell, I know 'cos I let it penetrate my ass."

Yer Mum by Tom Preston September 2, 2004