5 definitions by Tom Landox

Jointer

A movement of the bowel so large it dislocates the hips.

Wendy had to be taken from the restroom on a stretcher after her massive jointer. Ouch!

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

Rex

A deification left by man's best friend. Usually a dog.

Blue;my Australian Shepherd,left a rex on the living room floor. Or was it Wayne,who stayed the night?.

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

yuckleberry

A poor excuse for a person who laughs boisterously at everything any dumb ass says,in an attempt to be accepted by a very base person,or group of base minded persons.

Tom was indeed a world class Yuckleberry, he laughed at everything anyone said in an attempt to be accepted by the predominant low brow crowd of the moment.

by Tom Landox September 30, 2007

porgasm

Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.

Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

a benny

A 1960's term refering to a group of people beating the shit out of one person.

After the football game there was a benny.

by Tom Landox November 22, 2006