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Definitions by Tom Beotch!

A person that is a mix between a skater and a hip hop fan.
Tom: Look at all those skrapers over there.
Chuck: Lets go chill with them!
Tom: Word up.
skraper by tom beotch! May 25, 2007

metawhore 

Tom: That girl is so whorish she would do jeffery!
Micheal: Nice metawhore
Tom: thanks
metawhore by tom beotch! May 25, 2007
a casket for a dead fenline, a cat casket
Joe: So your cat died?
Tom: Yeah, she was great so im gonna get her a really nice mahogany catsket.
Joe: Thats good.
catsket by tom beotch! January 12, 2007

Hobosexual 

A homosexual hodo, or someone gay for a hobo
Jerry: Ehh! those to hobosexuals are haveing butt sex it that Garbage can!
Tom: What a fucking disgrace
Hobosexual by Tom Beotch! January 1, 2007

fall out boy

(n) the shitiest band to ever live. they are not the pride and joy of Ilinios but are acctually the scum of Ilinios. we all(us Iliniosians) all agree the suc and should go cut themselves along with all there fans. a.k.a. possers and fags
Emo Kid: I love you fall out boy!!!!!You have the best music ever!
Cool Kid: What are u talking about the dont make music the make shit fall out of amps!
Emo Kid:*depression*
Cool Kid: What a queer(he procedes to kick the living shit out of him)
fall out boy by tom beotch! December 8, 2006

girthquake

an earthquake or tremor caused by the walking jumping or just general motion cause by a fat person
tom: oh my gosh no! here comes jeffery johnson its gonna be a 10.0 girthquake

bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!
girthquake by tom beotch! November 30, 2006

wtf whore 

a girl that likes really sexually stuff(wtf= what the fuck)
chaz: that wtf whore tried to bite my dick!

tom: bitch!
wtf whore by tom beotch! November 28, 2006