Tom 's definitions

Blotsort

Blotsort, a term used in many different ways. it is used in place of words such as Cool and Awesome and MAD!!.

other versions:
Bloterated - destroyed
Blotsortified - modified in a great way
Bloterator - Mod on a forum, or someone who destroys things
Blotsortarian - A person
Blotcom - www.blotsort.com or a domain name
Blotmail - @blotsort.com email address, or an email address.

if someone says something and you think its cool, but you dont feel like saying "Cool"

you can say "Blotsort" and give them a thumbs up..

by Tom January 16, 2004

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"

by Tom September 13, 2008

Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt

George W(ished he was a) Cunt

by tom December 4, 2003

Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!

I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.

by Tom September 15, 2003

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

ride the snake

drug abuse

doing crack

by tom October 23, 2003