Tom 's definitions

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

EAUTIFUL

Can mean virtually anything you want it to, it is open to personal interpretation and context wherever you use it.

example 1: Brian stop eautifuling alister (eautiful meaninf fuck)

by tom June 19, 2004

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

GQ

smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..

mang.. u so damn GQ...

by tom July 20, 2004