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mighty mouse

Stuffing ones finger along with the male member into a woman to appear to have a larger penis.
Man she screamed when I gave her a mighty mouse!
by Tom June 5, 2003
mugGet the mighty mousemug.

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement
I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support
by Tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the shizzoutmug.

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.
Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.
by Tom November 13, 2003
mugGet the Wankspittlemug.

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.
"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."
by Tom February 7, 2004
mugGet the it's all relativemug.

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching
Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.
by Tom June 24, 2004
mugGet the scapmug.

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 12, 2004
mugGet the Schwingmug.

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