shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 03, 2008

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003

don

The leader of a gang, particularly in Mafia terms.

"I eat bananas with cherry sauce."

by Tom December 24, 2003

Slurpy Sally

Term of endearment; (see also "snowball")sick Bastards who enjoy the taste of regurgitated spunk from a minimum of three guys..

That sick ass Mo Fo Scott loved to get the Slurpy Sally from the corner Ho at closing time..

by Tom May 21, 2004

gay out

To go out and have an outrageous time.
Use it to refer to any good times that are gay and fun.

"Hey, lets call Christine and Seth and go gay out at the club."

The other day I said to Frank, I said, “Hey, want to go gay out at Magoos?” We gayed out with two pitchers of beer.

by Tom November 11, 2006

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls.

she is so damn purrtiful.

by TOM May 13, 2005