Tom 's definitions
almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock
by tom March 31, 2004
Get the wizzymug. 
This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.
Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"
by Tom July 29, 2003
Get the chezzuzmug. 
The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.
by Tom April 28, 2005
Get the Bill O'Reillymug. A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!
by Tom January 2, 2005
Get the battyholepunchermug.