Tom 's definitions

hot boxing

getting into a car, rolling up the windows and getting high. The whole purpose of this event is to celebrate manhood by lighting up joints in a closed car, therefore inhaling more of that pure weed smoke.

Me and Rob went hotboxing in his car, we got faded as fuck.

by tom July 30, 2004

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

shabba

i. (a) a word with no meaning whatsover, it can be used to get out of many situations (b) did i just say that?
ii. or just repeated over and over to really irritate one's friends, the latter meaning is the most effective

i. "i like (insert name of ugly person), oh shabba"

ii. "shabba shabba shabba shabba"

by Tom November 20, 2003

FatherSynne

overweight out of shape latino man usually named Ray Ruiz who likes to dress up like a priest and have private wrestling matches with children.

That guy is a total FatherSynne, keep him away from children

by Tom February 14, 2004

chatchup

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

by tom October 12, 2020

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003