splongie

it means it is dodgey
by tom December 16, 2003
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pussy

vagina, where a penis is put in!
Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!
by tom May 13, 2005
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smiggity

A smoke, a cigarrette

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Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?
by Tom October 08, 2004
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Land Surfing

A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.

It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.

Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.

Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.

Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
by Tom February 19, 2006
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banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
by Tom July 09, 2004
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genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!
Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.
by Tom November 08, 2004
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tha daggar

finguring a girl
by Tom June 17, 2004
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