Tom 's definitions
Get the cocksuckmug. by Tom January 9, 2005
Get the laying pipemug. A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.
by Tom May 4, 2005
Get the back-of-the-box reviewmug. by Tom June 4, 2003
Get the ubootmug. A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her
Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.
by Tom August 1, 2004
Get the cum bain-mariemug. 
by Tom January 6, 2005
Get the Sabastymug.