Tom 's definitions

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

Devil Box

Slang for cell phone.

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"

by Tom May 27, 2004

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004

shmelk

a randomly generated word

hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!

by tom November 11, 2003

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

koopa troopa

The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.

Stomp those Koopa troopas!

by Tom May 21, 2004

Sadist

The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others

by Tom July 10, 2003