Tom's definitions

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

Blotsort

Blotsort, a term used in many different ways. it is used in place of words such as Cool and Awesome and MAD!!.

other versions:
Bloterated - destroyed
Blotsortified - modified in a great way
Bloterator - Mod on a forum, or someone who destroys things
Blotsortarian - A person
Blotcom - www.blotsort.com or a domain name
Blotmail - @blotsort.com email address, or an email address.

if someone says something and you think its cool, but you dont feel like saying "Cool"

you can say "Blotsort" and give them a thumbs up..

by Tom January 16, 2004

Heez

a cigarette

Lets go bust a heez.

by Tom January 29, 2004

flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic

Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!

by Tom April 18, 2004

Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.

Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.

by Tom December 16, 2004

caiti

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

by tom January 19, 2005