Tom's definitions

uber

A word which is more-or-less a substitute for the word 'really'. See example.

Instead of "I'm really pissed off"

"I'm uber pissed off!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

plz

A male, usually in his early twenties, who has a constant look of depression/boredom/apathy. The plz also usually has a Fred Durst goatee, some kind of necklace or bracelet, and a really shitty attitude.

I saw a bunch of plzs when I went to Ohio University, they were drinking Natty Light.

by Tom July 28, 2003

cheese pizza

an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage

"man he just gave her a cheese Pizza"

by tom April 5, 2005

chachki

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.

by tom April 21, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004