The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.
by Tom May 21, 2004
A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.
by Tom March 05, 2004
The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others
by Tom July 10, 2003
hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!
by tom November 11, 2003
Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!
Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.
Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.
by Tom October 18, 2004
Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed
by Tom May 18, 2004