Definitions by Tom

sticky keys 

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

sticky keys by tom December 20, 2003

flaps 

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

flaps by tom December 19, 2003

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

brew by tom December 19, 2003

The Show 

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.

BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."

The Show by Tom December 18, 2003

caffeine 

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

caffeine by Tom December 18, 2003

microshaft 

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

microshaft by tom December 18, 2003

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

splongie by tom December 16, 2003