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The greatest thing ever, see also L.
We smoked a blunt like spades down at Pleasant Point, it was phat.
by tobey March 13, 2005

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When one is exposed to reny, see also renis.
"I just reny'd that guy in a chatroom! OWNED!"
by Tobey July 11, 2004

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1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
by Tobey March 18, 2004

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1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
by Tobey March 20, 2004

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Band that used to make exciting, innovative heavy metal music. Stay away from everything they made after "Promised Land."
Queensryche is playing the bar downtown. 12 years ago they were playing the arena upstate!
by Tobey January 10, 2006

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1. A genre of music that is characterized by distortion and other elements, too broad for me to define.
2. Slang word utilized by Mike Tobey and his friends to describe numerous things that are good or very badass.
1. Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Dream Theater, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall and Slayer do not sound alike but are all considered "metal".
2. "Oh, man, that's so metal!" Mike Tobey in response to the statement that his friend recently lost his anal virginity.
by Tobey March 18, 2004

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A phrase the mentally retarded use to describe something they like a lot.
Random Emo Dumbass: "My god, your new black glasses are teh sex."
Me: *kicks Emo Dumbass's ass*
by Tobey March 19, 2004

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