Tobey's definitions

Koregro

Someone who is part Korean and part Negro; Russ Ruth.

Russ Ruth is a Koregro.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

Teh Sex

A phrase the mentally retarded use to describe something they like a lot.

Random Emo Dumbass: "My god, your new black glasses are teh sex."
Me: *kicks Emo Dumbass's ass*

by Tobey March 19, 2004

Iron Maiden

Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.

Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.

by Tobey March 19, 2004

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

brown bath

A sex act in which the participants willingly have intercourse in a bathtub full of feces resulting from diahrea.

Greg Gauvin was turned on by that bitch's tits, so he offered her a brown bath back at his place.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

crown of pearls

A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people.

I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

metal

1. A genre of music that is characterized by distortion and other elements, too broad for me to define.
2. Slang word utilized by Mike Tobey and his friends to describe numerous things that are good or very badass.

1. Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Dream Theater, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall and Slayer do not sound alike but are all considered "metal".
2. "Oh, man, that's so metal!" Mike Tobey in response to the statement that his friend recently lost his anal virginity.

by Tobey March 18, 2004