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by ToasterStroodles July 9, 2016
Get the Skwa mug.A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.
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I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.What a fuckboy or "player" will call you as a trick to get in your pants.
It is usually coupled with "I think about you every day" But what they really mean is "I think about you a lot, but only when I am not fucking the other girl(s) that like me."
It is usually coupled with "I think about you every day" But what they really mean is "I think about you a lot, but only when I am not fucking the other girl(s) that like me."
This boy called me his dream girl and after we made out he didn't contact me for three months, probably sleeping with some other girl. What a fuckboy...
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
Get the dream girl mug.A pathetic burned-out stoner piece of shit who does nothing but smoke weed excessively and fuck with girls' feelings. He has the IQ of a peanut with zero-to-no talent, yet thinks he is hot shit because he is tall and skinny, and can get any woman he wants, whenever he wants. He is the type of guy that will point out physical "flaws" in your features and defeminize you for being too tall for a girl, or have big feet for a girl, as well as saying things like "I don't understand why so many guys like you".
He is also probably a college dropout who just wanks all day to hentai and Asian porn, while being balls deep in debt and throws all his friends away when he has no use for them anymore.
He is also the type of nilla to find loopholes to cheat on his current girlfriends without "technically" cheating, such as dumping them to fuck another girl just to try to hook back up with his girlfriend again.
He probably compulsively lies 420 times a day, or whenever he can.
The type of dude to ask the girl his current girlfriend doesn't want him talking with, to roll on MDMA with him like its a normal, healthy way to hang out with the girl he is trying to two-time.
He is also probably a college dropout who just wanks all day to hentai and Asian porn, while being balls deep in debt and throws all his friends away when he has no use for them anymore.
He is also the type of nilla to find loopholes to cheat on his current girlfriends without "technically" cheating, such as dumping them to fuck another girl just to try to hook back up with his girlfriend again.
He probably compulsively lies 420 times a day, or whenever he can.
The type of dude to ask the girl his current girlfriend doesn't want him talking with, to roll on MDMA with him like its a normal, healthy way to hang out with the girl he is trying to two-time.
Trevor is such a fuckboy, he finds loopholes to cheat on his girlfriend without actually cheating and throws his friends away when he has no use for them anymore.
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